Thursday, 27 March 2008

• Double Season Park Pass

  Is anyone else getting an uncanny urge to go to White Water when it opens? I am. And I really want to devote my summer to a spike in my White Water attendance. I've really be lagging behind since I was about 12 years old. In fact, I'm considering paying the $65 for a Double Season Park Pass so that we'll have something to do on cooler days, too. I'm trying to convince my husband with this ever-so-compelling pro and con list.

  PRO

  I like water slides
  We need some childlike spontaneous adventure
  If we ever have kids there is no way they would ever be allowed to go there, so we should go now
  We're too poor to go to a real beach this summer
  My pasty skin is blinding people and I don't have a pool
  No one will ever catch us there because no one else will ever go
  It's one of the best people watching places on earth
  The fungus in the water can't be too deadly or we would have heard more about it on the news
  They have cheese fries and other fair-type food
  

  CON

  We'll be the oldest people there
  Who knows what's floating in the water
  It's just so not cool

  Really? The choice is easy.

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