Wednesday, 05 March 2008

• The Right Thing Doesn't Sound Good at 4 a.m.

  Hypothetical...

  Your puppy violently upchucks in the middle of the night and she desperately fights you from cleaning it up because she wants so badly to eat it up... She LOVES vomit.

  It is now 3:25 a.m. and it happens again and you assume there is no freakin' way she could possibly have anything left to puke up...

  The third time it happens (mind you now it is about 4 a.m.), what do you do? Do you clean it up a third time, or do you pretend it doesn't exist because you know she'll lick it clean anyway...

  Remember, she LOVES vomit. Did I mention she loves it?

  I'm just sayin'...

  You know, hypothetically... if you puppy was to eat the rubber insides of a tennis ball?

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